I don’t remember the exact thread nor how this all played out but here goes:
Someone had posted about getting in to an argument with someone about the quality of ones bbq. He explains how it’s not worth fighting over and all this other stuff. So, I decided to jump in with my post to get things going.
I posted how one night I was grilling steaks for a buddy, his friend, my wife and me. As I was cooking this friend and me were talking about how to cook steaks properly. We got in to a verbal confrontation where I ended up telling him to go have sex with himself and if he didn’t like what I was doing to get out of my house!
All of a sudden the friend whips out a gun and burns a hot one in to my shoulder. Something that none of us expected and the melee was on!
I got a number of responses offering sympathy, a number of people in shock, people wanting to know what happened to the assailant, and of course some people wanted to know if I was kidding or not.
Well, I figured I could let everyone know I was joking but then a TVWB member named Doug D questioned the authenticity of the event so I had to push all in and go for the win. I quickly went on line and got some real gunshot wound pics that were taken outside on a deck. I copied them and then posted the photos on the site to prove I had indeed been capped.
Utter amazement ran through the thread…WOW he actually got shot…but in the cover of darkness Doug D. was doing some investigating. In my haste I didn’t do a very good job of hiding were the pictures were from. So after doing some elementary background discovery he saw that I was bluffing and then called me out!
Well, I was totally busted! I had no where to run for cover and I was fully exposed for being a douche bag liar…but I countered with a borage of insults and quick lined cover-ups calling HIM a liar, an un-sympathetic idiot and the line that has become famous “The D in Doug D must stand for “Dâ€
Someone had posted about getting in to an argument with someone about the quality of ones bbq. He explains how it’s not worth fighting over and all this other stuff. So, I decided to jump in with my post to get things going.
I posted how one night I was grilling steaks for a buddy, his friend, my wife and me. As I was cooking this friend and me were talking about how to cook steaks properly. We got in to a verbal confrontation where I ended up telling him to go have sex with himself and if he didn’t like what I was doing to get out of my house!
All of a sudden the friend whips out a gun and burns a hot one in to my shoulder. Something that none of us expected and the melee was on!
I got a number of responses offering sympathy, a number of people in shock, people wanting to know what happened to the assailant, and of course some people wanted to know if I was kidding or not.
Well, I figured I could let everyone know I was joking but then a TVWB member named Doug D questioned the authenticity of the event so I had to push all in and go for the win. I quickly went on line and got some real gunshot wound pics that were taken outside on a deck. I copied them and then posted the photos on the site to prove I had indeed been capped.
Utter amazement ran through the thread…WOW he actually got shot…but in the cover of darkness Doug D. was doing some investigating. In my haste I didn’t do a very good job of hiding were the pictures were from. So after doing some elementary background discovery he saw that I was bluffing and then called me out!
Well, I was totally busted! I had no where to run for cover and I was fully exposed for being a douche bag liar…but I countered with a borage of insults and quick lined cover-ups calling HIM a liar, an un-sympathetic idiot and the line that has become famous “The D in Doug D must stand for “Dâ€
