WTF is this?
 

The web this monster has built is incredible. The pictures do not serve this justice. I took the pic's through the safety of the glass on the door. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies and there was no way I was gonna open the door for fear of this thing attacking me. :eep:


https://www.ephotohut.net/tb/111005122753.JPG

and it would have. Kill it now! If it moves toward you, run away!

This spider is definitely creeping me out.

Just think of it as a small crab, have it for dinner........................
Before it has you. [-o<

That gentlemen, is the "Northern Silver Belly Green-Backed, Hook-Toed, Red-Eyed Jumping Door Spider" Yep, that’s it. Be careful!! That sucker can jump 12 or more feet and still bite ya right on the neck! :o I sure am glad I live in Texas. All we got here are some plain ole Black Widows and Brown Recluse spiders. Yep, yall Virginians need to watch out. If I had a spider like that around the house I'd be a wearing my Kevlar turtle neck. :grin:

https://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLand ... rgiope.htm

https://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordL...er/argiope.jpg

That's it! Gonna have nightmares over this one!

Cool link Bill.
Damn... you must have a lot of time on your hands. #-o

yeah it's cool that it's in Virginia.

KILL IT NOW!

I'm getting the feeling someone else is arachnaphobic too!!

What a puss!! Kill it or leave it alone! You were in worse company at SMOTB!!! :o :o

You can't even get the Acronym right of Smoke On The Beach. I may be a puss, but you're just an idiot! I never said I didn't know whether to kill it or not, I just wanted to know what kind of spider it was. You act like this is your board, the way you talk to people? An idiot like you couldn't run a board this great. Unless you had a great group of members, which is obviously the case you buffoon!

They're in Florida too which is why I know what it is. Chances are, they're in your neck of the woods too. :o We had one build it's web outside our door. Use to watch it rebuild it every morning...Until got much larger and started bouncing it's web everytime we walked out the door as Bob-BQN mentioned. THAT'S IT! HE'S OUTA HERE!!! [-X [-X

Thank you!

BTW, Larry would never kill that spider. He doesn't kill anything just because he was afraid of it! Sissy boy he is

[quote=The Joker]They're in Florida too which is why I know what it is. Chances are, they're in your neck of the woods too. :o We had one build it's web outside our door. Use to watch it rebuild it every morning...Until got much larger and started bouncing it's web everytime we walked out the door as Bob-BQN mentioned. THAT'S IT! HE'S OUTA HERE!!! [-X [-X[/quote:2fk4nn8j]

:lmao: :lcry: :lmao: :lcry: :lmao: :lcry:

Since that spider can't get to me, it is safe. Had it been a foot or closer to me, it would be in spider heaven!

Those big yellow spiders are afraid of anything that will break their web. They are BIG, ugly and scary looking but thats all. Just touch the web, you will see how fast they run away.

Maybe spider hell!

Larry - Greg, You two settle down before I have to send you to your rooms with no BBQ for the entire weekend! Can you guys just play together and get along?

oh puuuuulease.. are you girls afraid of a little writing spider... :smile:

I suppose the next thing you are gonna tell me is that you don't like snakes either. :dunno:

Does someone need a time out?

https://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/5.gif

by the way, I got dibs on the Gator when Larry dies.

Cap'n

What with cheap beer, poison spiders and infectious diseases, your wait on the Gator might not be too long.

Griff

[-o<

Well, and I hesitate to tell this story for obvious reasons, one time whilst visiting my dad in Tucson, I went hiking up in Sabino Canyon. I sat down on a wall to ean an apple when I felt something "moving" along the back of my thigh? I JUMPED up and did that girly shakey thing all over and this:


https://www.junglewalk.com/photos/Centipede-pictures.htm

fell out of my shorts! Still creeps me out thinkin about it. I didn't know if it bit me or not and they are poisonous so I hadda hike back out QUICK in case it did! YUCK!!!!!!!!!

C'mon, he's teeing it up for someone. Any takers????? I have to cook with him this wekend and spend 8 hours in the truck with him so I'll be nice.

Dang Woodman, that was a "Wood Centipede" you know what that means...
Spiderman got bit by a spider so I guess that means......


:o :o :o :o

Mine is much bigger than that when it falls out of my pants!