Pigs On The Wing BBQ
Master Chef
So I'm doing some butts for a customer today and the dude down the street calls the local village police. The cop (a new guy) tells me to move my pit because the smoke is going down the street into this guys house. I ask the cop "is there a law in the village against barbecue?" he says "well no" I then say "okay have a nice day" I then informed the cop (you never tell them) that I'm going to do a hell of allot more once I get open and for catering. He then tells me that I can't be doing this in a residential area. I then inform him that I'm zoned commercial! He then scratches his head and says " Humm, well I guess your okay, It does smell good" So the cop goes down the street and tells the whining guy that there is nothing he can do. Now this is a new guy down the street rents, all my other neighbors are fine with me. So about a hour later the cop shows up and tells me that the whiner down the street is a VEAGAN! We both laugh and he then tells me that he checked me out with the chief of police and I'm okay. Heck, I have been doing this out front of my place for about 5 years now. Guess it sucks to be the whiner down the street from me.
Have a good day.
I sure as heck am!
Pigs