My guess is that op was trolling too hard. Presumably he expected someone here to call him an idiot and say that he knows nothing about bbq. Then he would counter with some non-bbq-related personal attacks, and thus temporarily relieve his extreme boredom.
This is all conjecture, of course. But to the best of my knowledge that's how interwebs trolling works.
This is all conjecture, of course. But to the best of my knowledge that's how interwebs trolling works.