carne asada....

[BOSTN BEANER]

can u smoke this? all i see is recipes online to grill it within 20 mins or less.. i see nothing about smoking it.

[elnisigar]

? what, i don't see anything.. ?

[bigwheel]

No you aint supposed to smoke it. Each one I have seen look like a big Fajita which somebody forget to slice up.

[Larry Wolfe]

Originally Posted by bigwheel

No you aint supposed to smoke it. Each one I have seen look like a big Fajita which somebody forget to slice up.

Yep, should be very thin too. Grill very fast, 1-1.5 min max per side. Actually had this last night.

[boar_d_laze]

Carne asada translates into English as, grilled meat. Just sayin'.

BDL

[Larry Wolfe]

Originally Posted by boar_d_laze

Carne asada translates into English as, grilled meat. Just sayin'.

BDL

Me encanta la forma "Google" convierte a la gente en el genio y smartass's. El chico le pidió una pregunta legítima y usted tiene que hacer un comentario......Cómo acerca de permitirme comprar una grandes y bonitos tall jarro helado de apagar el fuck de jugo? Sólo entera lamentard"

[bigwheel]

Como?

[boar_d_laze]

Dear Larry,

As it happens, I spent a year living in Spain and attended the Universidad de Salamanca. Also, I get plenty of practice here in Southern California and actually do speak Spanish quite fluently. Nevertheless, since you mentioned Google translator, I'm going to continue in English -- for your sake.

It was my thought that a direct translation might help put across the idea that carne asada is always grilled.

But I neglected to consider your sensitivity and protective, maternal instincts. My "sarcasm" obviously makes you feel uncomfortable, it was thoughtless on my part to expose you to it again, and I take full responsibility for your wounded feelings.

Kitten, if you PM me your address I'll send a bouquet of roses and a pair of earrings as a peace offering. Do you like chandeliers or hoops? Or, if you'd prefer a large stuffed animal to the jewelery, it's easily done.

We're not at the lingerie stage yet, and I hope you're not too disappointed I'll never be ready for that with you.

Toiletries, on the other hand, probably aren't too personal. A friend of mine read some of your comments to me and said, "he needs to buy a bar of Irish Spring so he can wash his drippy vagina." Truly, those were her exact words. She's quite intuitive, and -- as a woman herself -- an expert on female emotions, so I'll add the soap to the package.

Can you forgive me?

BDL

[Larry Wolfe]

I spent two years at a carnival and popcorn is pronounced in English as popcorn it translates to popcorn.

[Nick Prochilo]

Originally Posted by boar_d_laze

Dear Larry,

As it happens, I spent a year living in Spain and attended the Universidad de Salamanca. Also, I get plenty of practice here in Southern California and actually do speak Spanish quite fluently. Nevertheless, since you mentioned Google translator, I'm going to continue in English -- for your sake.

It was my thought that a direct translation might help put across the idea that carne asada is always grilled.

But I neglected to consider your sensitivity and protective, maternal instincts. My "sarcasm" obviously makes you feel uncomfortable, it was thoughtless on my part to expose you to it again, and I take full responsibility for your wounded feelings.

Kitten, if you PM me your address I'll send a bouquet of roses and a pair of earrings as a peace offering. Do you like chandeliers or hoops? Or, if you'd prefer a large stuffed animal to the jewelery, it's easily done.

We're not at the lingerie stage yet, and I hope you're not too disappointed I'll never be ready for that with you.

Toiletries, on the other hand, probably aren't too personal. A friend of mine read some of your comments to me and said, "he needs to buy a bar of Irish Spring so he can wash his drippy vagina." Truly, those were her exact words. She's quite intuitive, and -- as a woman herself -- an expert on female emotions, so I'll add the soap to the package.

Can you forgive me?

BDL

[Larry Wolfe]

Originally Posted by boar_d_laze

Dear Larry,

As it happens, I spent a year living in Spain and attended the Universidad de Salamanca. Also, I get plenty of practice here in Southern California and actually do speak Spanish quite fluently. Nevertheless, since you mentioned Google translator, I'm going to continue in English -- for your sake.

It was my thought that a direct translation might help put across the idea that carne asada is always grilled.

But I neglected to consider your sensitivity and protective, maternal instincts. My "sarcasm" obviously makes you feel uncomfortable, it was thoughtless on my part to expose you to it again, and I take full responsibility for your wounded feelings.

Kitten, if you PM me your address I'll send a bouquet of roses and a pair of earrings as a peace offering. Do you like chandeliers or hoops? Or, if you'd prefer a large stuffed animal to the jewelery, it's easily done.

We're not at the lingerie stage yet, and I hope you're not too disappointed I'll never be ready for that with you.

Toiletries, on the other hand, probably aren't too personal. A friend of mine read some of your comments to me and said, "he needs to buy a bar of Irish Spring so he can wash his drippy vagina." Truly, those were her exact words. She's quite intuitive, and -- as a woman herself -- an expert on female emotions, so I'll add the soap to the package.

Can you forgive me?

BDL

Boy, I bet your lady friends are real treasures.............maybe you should bury them in the back yard. She's jealous I have a drippy vagina, she'd have to pull the scabs off hers to get wet. Tell her Larry says 'Hey' and to enjoy Bingo tonight.

[Nick Prochilo]

A veces, Larry puede ser tan idiota!

[Larry Wolfe]

Nick es siempre un culo, idiota y, sobre todo, un coño. Si te cepillas los dientes te dejo chuparme la polla!

[bigwheel]

One of my few tidbits of furrin languages is .."Pongo las manos en la cabeza." Which means put your hands on your head or I am fixing to let the air of ya. At least as far as I can interpret it.

[Nick Prochilo]

Hola Larry, chuparme la polla, cabrón