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If Larry comes, know these things.

1. You will need more beer.

2. You will need to keep a clear path to the porta johns for his
wheelchair.

3. You will need to make sure you don't have pans and things hanging
from your tent, so as not to bang into his giant neanderthal aqua-
noggin.

4. You will need more beer.

5. Around midnight, when everyone is getting sleepy and you're
talking about taking shifts to stay awake, Larry will already be
in a hotel asleep.

6. Larry drinks beer for breakfast. You will need more beer.

7. In the unfortunate event that Larry has a restroom emergency,
he expects you to help him "clean up".

8. After that, he's thirsty. Have plenty of beer.
 
You guys are not good problem solvers at a comp. Get A keg and strap it to the back of Larry's chair and run a hose, Pick up a jumbo pack of Depends for him. Geeshh, Help the poor guy out will ya? :)
 
Pigs On The Wing BBQ said:
You guys are not good problem solvers at a comp. Get A keg and strap it to the back of Larry's chair and run a hose, Pick up a jumbo pack of Depends for him. Geeshh, Help the poor guy out will ya? :)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
 
Pigs On The Wing BBQ said:
[quote="The Joker":l28e4fit]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:[/quote:l28e4fit]
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:
 
Captain Morgan said:
If Larry comes, know these things.

1. You will need more beer.

2. You will need to keep a clear path to the porta johns for his
wheelchair.

3. You will need to make sure you don't have pans and things hanging
from your tent, so as not to bang into his giant neanderthal aqua-
noggin.

4. You will need more beer.

5. Around midnight, when everyone is getting sleepy and you're
talking about taking shifts to stay awake, Larry will already be
in a hotel asleep.

6. Larry drinks beer for breakfast. You will need more beer.

7. In the unfortunate event that Larry has a restroom emergency,
he expects you to help him "clean up".

8. After that, he's thirsty. Have plenty of beer.

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
 
The Joker said:
[quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":1br1e0du][quote="The Joker":1br1e0du]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:[/quote:1br1e0du]
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:1br1e0du]

Bill, I feel for pain!
 
Nick Prochilo said:
[quote="The Joker":qrz9rskh][quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":qrz9rskh][quote="The Joker":qrz9rskh]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:[/quote:qrz9rskh]
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:qrz9rskh]

Bill, I feel for pain![/quote:qrz9rskh]
You feel for pain? :-k
 
The Joker said:
[quote="Nick Prochilo":3sbqa5dl][quote="The Joker":3sbqa5dl][quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":3sbqa5dl][quote="The Joker":3sbqa5dl]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:[/quote:3sbqa5dl]
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:3sbqa5dl]

Bill, I feel for pain![/quote:3sbqa5dl]
You feel for pain? :-k[/quote:3sbqa5dl]

:lmao:
 
Larry Wolfe said:
[quote="The Joker":et8ssnoc][quote="Nick Prochilo":et8ssnoc][quote="The Joker":et8ssnoc][quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":et8ssnoc][quote="The Joker":et8ssnoc]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:[/quote:et8ssnoc]
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:et8ssnoc]

Bill, I feel for pain![/quote:et8ssnoc]
You feel for pain? :-k[/quote:et8ssnoc]

:lmao:[/quote:et8ssnoc]
Ouch. :)
 
Finney said:
Larry Wolfe said:
[quote="The Joker":3qi8vfd2][quote="Nick Prochilo":3qi8vfd2][quote="The Joker":3qi8vfd2][quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":3qi8vfd2][quote="The Joker":3qi8vfd2]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:3qi8vfd2]

Bill, I feel for pain![/quote:3qi8vfd2]
You feel for pain? :-k[/quote:3qi8vfd2]

:lmao:[/quote:3qi8vfd2]
Ouch. :)[/quote:3qi8vfd2]

bastards!
 
Nick Prochilo said:
Finney said:
[quote="Larry Wolfe":237d6ohu][quote="The Joker":237d6ohu][quote="Nick Prochilo":237d6ohu][quote="The Joker":237d6ohu][quote="Pigs On The Wing BBQ":237d6ohu][quote="The Joker":237d6ohu]And it can't be just any beer either......
I know a guy that says "NO cans, Only bottles!" :grin:
I drank your stinkin' cans, no? Don't get me started. :horse:


:winkie:[/quote:237d6ohu]

Bill, I feel for pain![/quote:237d6ohu]
You feel for pain? :-k[/quote:237d6ohu]

:lmao:[/quote:237d6ohu]
Ouch. :)[/quote:237d6ohu]

bastards![/quote:237d6ohu]
Somebody call my name? :eek:
 
brian j said:
good luck in danville everyone. i was going to go but they filled up before i sent in my app. :-(

You could still make the trip to support Bills Grill!
 
brian j said:
[quote="Larry Wolfe":3hnmalq6][quote="brian j":3hnmalq6]good luck in danville everyone. i was going to go but they filled up before i sent in my app. :-(

You could still make the trip to support Bills Grill![/quote:3hnmalq6]
yea i could, but i already turned that weekend back in to the wife and now we're buying 15 yards mulch on 5/19. so instead of sore feet after the weekend i'll have a sore back.[/quote:3hnmalq6]

Hire day workers to spread the mulch for you! 8-[
 
Larry Wolfe said:
[quote="brian j":zzfqknft]good luck in danville everyone. i was going to go but they filled up before i sent in my app. :-(

You could still make the trip to support Bills Grill![/quote:zzfqknft]


:dunno: who the hell am I .. .Chopped liver??? What about supporting Gary's Barbeque? No beer for you Larry
 

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