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Lou was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Shirley to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Shirley saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Shirley asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Shirley exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Lou had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Shirley, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Shirley replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store
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