well I've almost been killed twice now in the last 12 hours
last night I was cleaning my turkey pot to do wings in today....boiling water to get the old oil out. Went to pour the boiling water out, and some splashed back on my right foot...I was wearing socks at the time.
It was hot. Let me reiterate that....it was hot...ended up with a blister on the bottom of my foot, but it could have been worse. And I had lots of pain killer on hand. Anyway, it made me realize how stupid I can be at times.
Then moments ago, I'm taking my 20 pound dog out for a little business...Simba The Wonder Dog....that's what I got in the divorce...the dog and the bills. Anyway, I look up and my backdoor neighbors huge 200 pound pitbull mastiff elephant dog...who slowly ambles up. I've never seen him without a chain before.
So I'm a dog lover, and I call him over. He lets me pet him, then he starts sniffing my dog's butt. Simba is cool at first, but then gives him a warning growl ...at which point Mothra tries to mount him. Simba gives him the growley bark thing, and Mothra barks and began some kind of action with his mouth open, at which point I kicked the living shit out of him. I was able to get Simba the Wonder Dog back inside, and Mothra acted like he didn't even notice me. I went and got my neighbor and politely asked him to remove his guardian of the gates of hell from my yard before I bring out the old 12 guage.
Then again I realized how stupid I am again....I can't believe I kicked that thing. And I haven't even started cooking yet!
Pray for me.
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