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07-19-2006, 11:46 AM
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Two Kids
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!", the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"
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07-19-2006, 11:58 AM
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#-o
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07-19-2006, 12:12 PM
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Can't we have just on topic without some sort of smart alec remark..Im feeling a little offended...Woodman, you dont know what your talking about !!!!
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Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
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07-19-2006, 12:18 PM
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[quote=brian j][quote="john pen":1rqabusj]
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Can't we have just on topic without some sort of smart alec remark..Im feeling a little offended...Woodman, you dont know what your talking about !!!![/quote:1rqabusj]
you have a picture of a guy who w%#&s off in movie theaters as your avitar AND YOU ARE OFFENDED?  [/quote:1rqabusj]
HEY>>BACK OFF>>>>HE WAS FRAMED !!!!
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"I love my country, I love my guns, I love my family, I love the way it is now. And anybody that tries to change it, has to come through me. That should be all of our attitudes.
Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
- Charlie Daniels
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07-19-2006, 12:30 PM
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And you guy's never slamed your ham when you were younger? This need's to be in the blue room. :-$ :hide:
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07-19-2006, 12:41 PM
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And you guy's never slamed your ham when you were younger? This need's to be in the blue room. :-$ :hide:
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See...my case and point !!! Everythings always gotta end up in the gutter !!
Im outta here....
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"I love my country, I love my guns, I love my family, I love the way it is now. And anybody that tries to change it, has to come through me. That should be all of our attitudes.
Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
- Charlie Daniels
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07-19-2006, 12:43 PM
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Name two guys that were shot in the back of the head in a Theatre.............
Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman! #-o
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07-19-2006, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Wolfe
Name two guys that were shot in the back of the head in a Theatre.............
Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman! #-o
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#-o
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"I love my country, I love my guns, I love my family, I love the way it is now. And anybody that tries to change it, has to come through me. That should be all of our attitudes.
Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
- Charlie Daniels
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07-19-2006, 12:46 PM
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Name two guys that were shot in the back of the head in a Theatre.............
Abraham Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman! #-o
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#-o This thread is doomed!!
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07-19-2006, 12:48 PM
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POOF! It will be gone soon!
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07-19-2006, 12:51 PM
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POOF! It will be gone soon! |
I doubt it. This is in the General Discussion and nothing vulgar has been said, yet. 8-[
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07-19-2006, 12:54 PM
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry?
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07-19-2006, 01:23 PM
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! 
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07-19-2006, 01:26 PM
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[quote=Larry Wolfe]
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! [/quote:jhx7n5dr]
The whole Wolfe family gets to enjoy it!
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I hope this isn't negative!
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07-19-2006, 01:34 PM
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[quote=Nick Prochilo][quote="Larry Wolfe":3upxlsbx]
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Originally Posted by "Pigs On The Wing BBQ":3upxlsbx
Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! [/quote:3upxlsbx]
The whole Wolfe family gets to enjoy it![/quote:3upxlsbx]
What's your point Nick? Your share your fatty with your daughter, I share my ham with my family?
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07-19-2006, 01:37 PM
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Wow..Im begining to believe nothing good can come of this post.....
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"I love my country, I love my guns, I love my family, I love the way it is now. And anybody that tries to change it, has to come through me. That should be all of our attitudes.
Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
- Charlie Daniels
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07-19-2006, 01:46 PM
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[quote=brian j][quote="john pen":2c9v5a6j]
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Can't we have just on topic without some sort of smart alec remark..Im feeling a little offended...Woodman, you dont know what your talking about !!!![/quote:2c9v5a6j]
you have a picture of a guy who w%#&s off in movie theaters as your avitar AND YOU ARE OFFENDED? [/quote:2c9v5a6j]
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07-19-2006, 01:49 PM
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[quote=Larry Wolfe][quote="Nick Prochilo":1cq3skjj][quote="Larry Wolfe":1cq3skjj]
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! [/quote:1cq3skjj]
The whole Wolfe family gets to enjoy it![/quote:1cq3skjj]
What's your point Nick? Your share your fatty with your daughter, I share my ham with my family?[/quote:1cq3skjj]
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07-19-2006, 02:01 PM
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[quote=Puff][quote=Larry Wolfe][quote="Nick Prochilo":1hns4qt0]
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! |
The whole Wolfe family gets to enjoy it![/quote:1hns4qt0]
What's your point Nick? Your share your fatty with your daughter, I share my ham with my family?[/quote:1hns4qt0]
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I've seen you feed your fatty to your family too, what's with the popcorn Van Boy?
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07-19-2006, 02:23 PM
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[quote=Larry Wolfe][quote=Puff][quote="Larry Wolfe":rwnpoy5a][quote="Nick Prochilo":rwnpoy5a]
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Want to bet? So, How many times a week do you slam your ham Larry? |
Every Sunday morning when I get ready to slice it for breakfast! |
The whole Wolfe family gets to enjoy it![/quote:rwnpoy5a]
What's your point Nick? Your share your fatty with your daughter, I share my ham with my family?[/quote:rwnpoy5a]
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I've seen you feed your fatty to your family too, what's with the popcorn Van Boy?[/quote:rwnpoy5a]
To go with the family's fatty =P~
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