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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES





> 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
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> 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
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> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
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> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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> 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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> P.S. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
 
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