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01-21-2007, 07:47 AM
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Web Celeb
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Location: Cleveland, Ohio
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Signature lines
Thought I would start a thread about everyones signatures. Who do you think has the best one 
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01-21-2007, 09:04 AM
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BBQ Centralite
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Location: Barrie, Ontario
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MY signature line was too long.
But here it is:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - BBQ in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride
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01-21-2007, 09:04 AM
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BBQ Central Pro
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Greg your newest reminds me of the old line ..... "If only Mama Cass had shared that last half sandwich with Karen Carpenter they would still both be here"
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01-21-2007, 09:18 AM
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Official BBQ Central Mark
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Location: Bealeton, Virginia
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Cappy always has some purdy good saying's!
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01-21-2007, 09:55 AM
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Saint O'Que
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Location: SoCal
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01-21-2007, 10:07 AM
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Official BBQ Central Mark
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Location: Virginia
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I always liked Cappy's:
Vegitarian, indian for bad hunter. Or something like that. LOVED IT.
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01-21-2007, 11:45 AM
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Graduate of BBQ Central
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Location: Federal Way, WA
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I have a new one I'm thinking may work:
To get a better piece of chicken you'd have to be a rooster.
Jim
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To get a better piece of chicken you'd have to be a rooster
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01-21-2007, 03:42 PM
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Jim
That is a good one.
Griff
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01-21-2007, 07:50 PM
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Graduate of BBQ Central
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Location: Columbia, SC
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by jminion
I have a new one I'm thinking may work:
To get a better piece of chicken you'd have to be a rooster.
Jim
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L [smilie=a_happyhappy.gif] ve it!
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01-21-2007, 09:30 PM
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God O'Que
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Virginia near Washington DC
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by jminion
I have a new one I'm thinking may work:
To get a better piece of chicken you'd have to be a rooster.
Jim
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It's a little more acceptable than "Wanna see my pork?" 
--John 
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01-21-2007, 09:41 PM
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BBQ Central College
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Well mine is the most handsome Cad
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01-22-2007, 10:15 AM
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Saint O'Que
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Clemmons, NC
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I saw something on another board (it was either t-shirt or baseball cap sayings) that I was tempted to steal as a signature:
"I do not have attention deficit dis... Oh look, a chicken!"
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01-22-2007, 02:03 PM
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Official BBQ Central Mark
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Location: Savannah, GA and Somewhere near Lexington, NC
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Here's Rempe's current one: "You're 'bout as reliable as Mama Cass's gag reflex!!"
Question... If Mama Cass would have given Karen Carpenter half her ham sandwich, would they both still be alive? 
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Chris
"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."
in seach of Umami
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01-22-2007, 02:27 PM
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no...Mama would have eaten Karen a short while afterward.
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