I'm thinking you're gonna need some kind of counseling after the new guy picks up Lulu. You're gonna start jonesin' for large chuncks of smoked meat pretty darn quick. Also, I'm worried about Mrs. Larry and the little one during this period. Not to mention the folks at work are gonna get surly. Yes sir Larry, you're in for some tough times.
Friends don't let friends eat farmed fish.
"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would do them harm."