SC Joke 5
NEWS FLASH! - South Carolina's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of South Carolina students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot servived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."
in seach of Umami