SC Joke 4
The young man from South Carolina came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."
in seach of Umami