SC Joke 3
A senior at South Carolina was overheard saying. "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in South Carolina." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in South Carolina because everything happens in South Carolina 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."
in seach of Umami