SC Joke 1
The owner of a golf course in South Carolina was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of South Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love those South Carolina women.
"Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."
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