She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & colour, $30
for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and
$600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it
to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back ....