Mad cow and Martha Stewart
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her
calves to their stalls---but they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
all a cow.
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart:
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too, but they
take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
yard, and haul her off to jail!"
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine - Abraham Lincoln