With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage
marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these
years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with
respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special
The minister inquired, "Trips to where"?
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,
Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on
your 50th anniversary?"
Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her.
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