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ROFL!!!

My false promises are lower taxes, a butt in every smoker,
a smoker in every attic, a coon ass on every video, a water
noggin rub on every shelf, and offshore drilling for Rempe.
 
Gary in VA said:
What did you have to do to that old lady to get her to tattoo your name on her ass?? :shock: no.. wait... don't tell me
Cap never mentioned a free tattoo on every ass...wtf?? :x
 
You got me in Louisiana!!

We like drilling butt in every attic while smoking coon ass and making videos.

Ya see how the message gets lost in translation??? That's why Morons run America. You got to keep your message short and non-descriptive

Advise.
Drop the Hope and Change and go with "Let's Eat!!"
 
Captain Morgan said:
ROFL!!!

My false promises are lower taxes, a butt in every smoker,
a smoker in every attic, a coon ass on every video, a water
noggin rub on every shelf, and offshore drilling for Rempe.
I see no mention of free beer in every fridge.
Not looking good Cap.
 
I'm sticking with you, John. Cappy's campaign promises were starting to make me waver, but then his gaffes, endlessly replayed on YouTube, turned me off.

--John
 
John Pen will raise your taxes....also, according my sources,
he recently was alone in his family truckster with a much younger
intern.
 
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