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Old 07-19-2008, 07:42 PM   #1
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I need your vote....for President of the USA

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Old 07-19-2008, 07:52 PM   #2
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Sorry, Jim, I promised my vote to John Pen.

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Old 07-19-2008, 08:01 PM   #3
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dammit....that could hurt me in Florida
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:41 PM   #4
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I haven't voted for Penn yet.
What are your false promises?
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:20 PM   #5
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ROFL!!!

My false promises are lower taxes, a butt in every smoker,
a smoker in every attic, a coon ass on every video, a water
noggin rub on every shelf, and offshore drilling for Rempe.
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What did you have to do to that old lady to get her to tattoo your name on her ass?? no.. wait... don't tell me
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:18 PM   #8
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What did you have to do to that old lady to get her to tattoo your name on her ass?? no.. wait... don't tell me
Cap never mentioned a free tattoo on every ass...wtf??
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Free tatoos on every ass! of course I'll have to raise taxes to do it.
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You have to be better than the alternatives....Ill vote for you!
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sadly enough, you're right!
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Cap'n, I can deliver Alaska.
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:24 PM   #13
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You got me in Louisiana!!

We like drilling butt in every attic while smoking coon ass and making videos.

Ya see how the message gets lost in translation??? That's why Morons run America. You got to keep your message short and non-descriptive

Advise.
Drop the Hope and Change and go with "Let's Eat!!"
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My false promises are lower taxes, a butt in every smoker,
a smoker in every attic, a coon ass on every video, a water
noggin rub on every shelf, and offshore drilling for Rempe.
I see no mention of free beer in every fridge.
Not looking good Cap.
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All free beer will be in my fridge. Executive priviledge.
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All free beer will be in my fridge. Executive priviledge.
That's not the answer I needed...sorry.
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Geez..I go out of town for a few days and Im losing votes....
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:20 AM   #18
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I'm sticking with you, John. Cappy's campaign promises were starting to make me waver, but then his gaffes, endlessly replayed on YouTube, turned me off.

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I think that you'll all find Cappy has some big promises, but is short on delivering them. Ill stick to my original slogan of "a WSM in everyones attic". Im not above mailing beer to a van down by the river either...Lets all just go to http://www.bbq-4-u.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14545
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:05 AM   #20
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John Pen will raise your taxes....also, according my sources,
he recently was alone in his family truckster with a much younger
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