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05-24-2005, 02:40 AM
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I Broke The Big Rule
Well here it is 3:00 am and I had a hankering for some fries and onion
rings. With the turkey fryer hooked up and at my immediate disposal I
thought "Why not" Well the onion rings were perfect. The fries didn't go so
well. I used my 5 quart pot with 3 quarts oil. You all can guess what I did,
Can't you? Yup threw two big hand full of fresh cut potatoes in and there
she blows. About a quart and a half of cooking oil all over the driveway and
sidewalk. Just lovely. Can't wait till the wife sees it. But a guy's got to
do what a guy's got to do. Pass the Simple Green please.
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05-24-2005, 04:20 AM
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Just spill oil all over the drive. Then it will all be the same color. Your wife probably wouldn't notice then.
... except for the french fry smell. #-o
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05-24-2005, 06:31 AM
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dude, you're up at 3 am on a school night cooking onion rings in drive way?
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05-24-2005, 06:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Morgan
dude, you're up at 3 am on a school night cooking onion rings in drive way? 
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05-24-2005, 07:00 AM
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Sounds like a night of partyin'....I've been known to fire up the smokey joe late night....either that or maybe Pigs is gonna have some piglets....
haha
Rob
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05-24-2005, 07:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Finney
Just spill oil all over the drive. Then it will all be the same color. Your wife probably wouldn't notice then.
... except for the french fry small. #-o
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Very logical!!!!!!  =D>  =D>
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05-24-2005, 08:07 AM
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You're lucky it didn't ignite!
I can just see your neighors faces when they
look out their window and see an idiot hopping around
a 20 foot high flame in his driveway at 3 am! #-o
At least the rings were good =D>
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05-24-2005, 08:09 AM
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I've always heard that stuff gives you the munchies.  op:
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05-24-2005, 08:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YardBurner
You're lucky it didn't ignite!
I can just see your neighors faces when they
look out their window and see an idiot hopping around
a 20 foot high flame in his driveway at 3 am! #-o
At least the rings were good =D>
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LOL! Great mental image!
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05-24-2005, 11:13 AM
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LOL, riga mortis in a frozen turkey!!!!
Rob
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05-24-2005, 02:54 PM
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Tex,
Thanks for the laugh :biggrin:
Cheers
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05-24-2005, 03:54 PM
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At least we now know who we can call on those cold winter nights when we're all alone, and he'll still be up.
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05-24-2005, 04:46 PM
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I unfortunately suffer from insomnia. It does come in handy at times.
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