Homer & Lisa
* Homer: Lisa, honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any
animal again? What about bacon?
* Lisa: No.
* Homer: Ham?
* Lisa: No.
* Homer: Pork chops?
* Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
* Homer: Heh, heh, heh. Oh, suuure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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