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Old 06-28-2008, 06:02 PM   #1
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Great White Hunter Strikes Again....... In his underwear...

ok guys.. and gals... gonna tell one on myself....

We had just got back in the house from working in the turkey house... (in 90 degree heat) The wife was in the shower and I had stripped down to my boxers and was enjoying a well deserved beer. I looked out the kitchen window to the deck and low and behold a groundhog was crossing the deck. I grabbed the 22 and headed out the other side door and around the house...(in my boxers)

Yes, I went around the front of the house

Yes, a car went by as I was toting my gun in my boxers and no shirt

and, most importantly....

Yes, I got the varmint.

Oh.. and Yes, as I went back around the front of the house, 2 more of my neighbors drove by.

so, there you are guys... go ahead and get your laugh at my expense.. (my wife did)...

Groundhog stew for dinner.............(not really)

oh... and one more thing.... sorry no pics.
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Old 06-28-2008, 06:06 PM   #2
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That will teach him to come out of his hole!!!
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:46 PM   #3
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thank gawd there were no pics.

and let's not talk about holes while we're talking about Gary
in his tighty whities.
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thank gawd there were no pics.
thank gawd there were underpants.

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Think about the poor groundhog...his last visual before he went to groundhog heaven.
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Too funny Gary! Damn varmint's Too bad the wife didn't have the video cam in hand.
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I lit my pit yesterday, which is in the driveway, in my under shorts with a gas torch.
I could imagine a neighbor saying, 'look at that old fool waving a flame thrower around in his underwear'.
Why was I in my shorts? Cause I can and it was hot.
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I lit my pit yesterday, which is in the driveway, in my under shorts with a gas torch.
I could imagine a neighbor saying, 'look at that old fool waving a flame thrower around in his underwear'.
Why was I in my shorts? Cause I can and it was hot.
Amen Brother... I lives in the country... If you don't like what you see when you drive by my house... Don't drive by.

I cross the road every friggin mornin in my shorts to get the morning paper no matter what the temp outside
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I can see this one heading to the Blue room.
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I get yelled at by the wife about every darn morning about getting the paper in my boxers. I just tell her "keep it up and you will really flip when I go get the paper naked!" Just don't fry bacon naked! Keep up the good work boxer boys.
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Next is, "is your yard your urinal?"
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Next is, "is your yard your urinal?"
Of course. Its good enough for the dogs... why not?
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Next is, "is your yard your urinal?"
Hell yeah!!... why waste all that water on a flush.
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that's what's great about the outdoors....it's like one giant toilet.
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cant type lauighing troo hard
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Admit it Diva... you'd pee anywhere you pleased... if you could
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Admit it Diva... you'd pee anywhere you pleased... if you could [/quote:3pa231u6]

LOL You know after doing a few comps now I will say I am more envious of this factor. THe 3 am treks to whatever potty I can find can be downright dangerous and sometimes quite disgusting.
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cant type lauighing troo hard
Admit it Diva... you'd pee anywhere you pleased... if you could [/quote:2pk8shik]

If she keeps laughing she will do it right there at her computer.[/quote:2pk8shik]

I will say it was close to becoming a reality.
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[quote=Diva Q][quote="Gary in VA":1qq8t1j0]
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cant type lauighing troo hard
Admit it Diva... you'd pee anywhere you pleased... if you could [/quote:1qq8t1j0]

LOL You know after doing a few comps now I will say I am more envious of this factor. THe 3 am treks to whatever potty I can find can be downright dangerous and sometimes quite disgusting.[/quote:1qq8t1j0]

What do the inside of those potties look like??
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