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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater..

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SH**."
 
BW, why don't you hop in the truck and drive to Indiana and see? just teasing!

That's a good one!
 
Gary in VA said:
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater..

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SH**."

Too bad this rule doesn't apply to giving her your paycheck! :LOL:
 
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