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Dog Fight

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which in turn gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came
up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had everseen. His cage needed
steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Daschund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
Osama's dog. When the cages were opened up, the Daschund came out of it's
cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled
and leaped out of his cage and charged the American Daschund - but when it
got close enough to bite, the Daschund opened its mouth and consumed
Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of Osama's dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world
and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
 
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