Cold Is A Relative Thing
Cold is a Relative Thing
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in NY plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in NY sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in NY drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in NY throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in NY have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
People in NY close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in NY get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in NY are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in NY let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in NY get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in NY start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
NY public schools will open 2 hours late
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