Welcome to the club. I was also outnumbered likewise. I dont know about Missouri, but in NYS if you are the only male in a house with four females you can legally be drunk all the time and are exempt from any DWI laws. If you are stopped, you just explain you are the only male in the house along with a wife and three daughters and they send you on your way.. The good thing is that as the girls get older, they love to take care of their Daddy !
"I love my country, I love my guns, I love my family, I love the way it is now. And anybody that tries to change it, has to come through me. That should be all of our attitudes.
Cause this is America and a country boy is good enough for me, son."
- Charlie Daniels