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Old 03-11-2007, 06:16 PM   #1
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Annual Las Vegas RANT!!!!!

Did my annual tradeshow last week is LOSER Vegas!!!! Now normally, Vegas is only the most classless , vomit ridden, sewage smellin, white trash, ghetto trash, bario trash ,polyester wearin worthless city I EVER visit (and I am including Detroit, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, Holland, Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Traverse City, andPittsburgh!) This time however, was EXTRA special!! NASCAR was in town too! Now this never approached the ghetto trash crap that went on during the NBA all-star game, but I never saw so much wadded up spent "chaw" and loogies on a sidewalk in my life!!!!! I got sick (prolly from some skeevy rotovirus left by some inbred on an escalator handrail) on day two, and nearly shit myself to death!!!! Five nights in Vegas, and I ate two solid meals!!!! HEY PEOPLE: THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST YOU IN THIS TOWN........IF YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW (how to win) , THEY WON"T LET YOU PLAY!!!!!!! Oh, one other thing Yushi, Pedro, Cletus, Mihn, Shawleka, Vendhreethan, Yang, and Tony????? THATS NOT THE REAL F*@king STATUE OF LIBERTY SO QUIT STOPPING DEAD IN FRONT OF ME ON THE SIDEWALK TO TAKE PICTURES OF IT!!!!!!!


ps. Leave your kids home folks. It really borders on child abuse to subject them to that cesspool.
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:22 PM   #2
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So....you go there every year because?

It must be some kind of pay off? Or you wouldn't be doing an "annual" show. So there has to be a benifit to you. And by you going every year, it must not bother you to terribly much.

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Old 03-11-2007, 06:22 PM   #3
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so, other than that, how was it?
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:23 PM   #4
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Tough talk from a guy from Cleveland.

psst. Woody, you're still 2.5 back, you haven't gained anything on us. You're still the second place team.
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:31 PM   #5
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So....you go there every year because?

It must be some kind of pay off? Or you wouldn't be doing an "annual" show. So there has to be a benifit to you. And by you going every year, it must not bother you to terribly much.

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Uh, it's my job? That is where they hold the show? I "personally" don't make the decision? If I don't bring in sales, they fire me? Should I go on?
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:33 PM   #6
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Gee, I happen to have a good time everytime I'm in Vegas.
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:35 PM   #7
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Oh, I thought that you did catering full time?

Now I understand. Must go where boss sends you or you don't get paid.

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Tough talk from a guy from Cleveland.

psst. Woody, you're still 2.5 back, you haven't gained anything on us. You're still the second place team.
It'll be back to two in about 30 minutes. And, I'm sorry, but we've picked up two games in the last week, and , beat you in overtime on your own floor. Good thing is, the NBA finally did away with that rediculous scam where the three division winners got the top three slots. At least this year, if we finish second to Detroit, we will not have the fourth slot behind two .500 teams!
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Re: Annual Las Vegas RANT!!!!!

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Did my annual tradeshow last week is LOSER Vegas!!!! Now normally, Vegas is only the most classless , vomit ridden, sewage smellin, white trash, ghetto trash, bario trash ,polyester wearin worthless city I EVER visit (and I am including Detroit, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, Holland, Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Traverse City, andPittsburgh!) This time however, was EXTRA special!! NASCAR was in town too! Now this never approached the ghetto trash crap that went on during the NBA all-star game, but I never saw so much wadded up spent "chaw" and loogies on a sidewalk in my life!!!!! I got sick (prolly from some skeevy rotovirus left by some inbred on an escalator handrail) on day two, and nearly shit myself to death!!!! Five nights in Vegas, and I ate two solid meals!!!! HEY PEOPLE: THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST YOU IN THIS TOWN........IF YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW (how to win) , THEY WON"T LET YOU PLAY!!!!!!! Oh, one other thing Yushi, Pedro, Cletus, Mihn, Shawleka, Vendhreethan, Yang, and Tony????? THATS NOT THE REAL F*@king STATUE OF LIBERTY SO QUIT STOPPING DEAD IN FRONT OF ME ON THE SIDEWALK TO TAKE PICTURES OF IT!!!!!!!


ps. Leave your kids home folks. It really borders on child abuse to subject them to that cesspool.
C'mon...dont hold back on us !!
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Old 03-11-2007, 08:20 PM   #11
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I have to go 4 or 5 times a year, I agree, those that love it can have it. If I wasnt being paid to go I wouldnt be there
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You mean they build those multibazillion dollar casinos and they don't let you win??? NASCAR in town???? Now that's funny. They'll spend all their redneck money and not figure out they can't win.
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soooooo......did you have a good time?

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All the way to Vegas and no pics to share with us?
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All the wat to Vegas and no pics to share with us?
Smokey Joe I could bring you back pics from my trip.....but you dont want to see most of the women that come to this show
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All the way to Vegas and no pics to share with us?
Smokey Joe I could bring you back pics from my trip.....but you dont want to see most of the women that come to this show
why not?
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Yeah....what SJ said!
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