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Diva Q

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This has to be one of the funniest jokes I have ever read. My friend Peter posted this on another forum.

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse. Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to
fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,looks around and
yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts
yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
 
Nick Prochilo said:
Puff said:
[quote="Nick Prochilo":2gji0g07]
Puff said:
:shock: :LOL:
Looks like Pa should shave the beard off :D

Uhh Ohh, heading for the blueroom! :shock: :LOL:
It was a harmless comment :?


:twisted: :LOL:

Was it :?: :LOL:[/quote:2gji0g07]
Of course [smilie=a_angel.gif] I feel if "Pa" shaved his beard off it wouldn't get stuck in the cracked toilet seat.

[smilie=pope.gif]
 
Puff said:
Nick Prochilo said:
Puff said:
[quote="Nick Prochilo":v9o6k91y]
Puff said:
:shock: :LOL:
Looks like Pa should shave the beard off :D

Uhh Ohh, heading for the blueroom! :shock: :LOL:
It was a harmless comment :?


:twisted: :LOL:

Was it :?: :LOL:
Of course [smilie=a_angel.gif] I feel if "Pa" shaved his beard off it wouldn't get stuck in the cracked toilet seat.

[smilie=pope.gif][/quote:v9o6k91y]
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