dollarbill
Head Chef
Walk Naked In America Day
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a muslim male to see any woman other than his own wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4pm eastern time, all American women are asked to help weed out any neighbors that might be terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not muslims and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is the further proof of your pro American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti- terrorist activity.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don’t send this to at least 5 people, you’re a terrorist sympathizing, lily livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Im makin' a pot of Weinerschnitzel chili today...I hope it tastes like the real deal.....Cold and windy here today...... 8)
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a muslim male to see any woman other than his own wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4pm eastern time, all American women are asked to help weed out any neighbors that might be terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not muslims and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is the further proof of your pro American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti- terrorist activity.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don’t send this to at least 5 people, you’re a terrorist sympathizing, lily livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Im makin' a pot of Weinerschnitzel chili today...I hope it tastes like the real deal.....Cold and windy here today...... 8)
