Trekr
Senior Cook
This is my kind of cooking
Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
1/2 cup nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl Pour one
level
cup of whiskey and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1
cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat
again. Measure out one level cup of whiskey; add lone teaspoon to
the batter
and
drink the rest. Cry another tup. turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a
drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of
salt. Or >something, Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the
lemon juice
and
strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever
you
can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't
forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the
whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway
Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
1/2 cup nuts
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl Pour one
level
cup of whiskey and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1
cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat
again. Measure out one level cup of whiskey; add lone teaspoon to
the batter
and
drink the rest. Cry another tup. turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a
drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of
salt. Or >something, Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the
lemon juice
and
strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever
you
can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't
forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the
whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruit cake anyway