Irish Boy In Confession

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Steve McMurtry

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Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest askes, is that you little Timmy Shaughnessy?
Yes, Father it is.
And, who was the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well Timmy, I'm sure to find out later, so you may as well tell me now.
I cannot say, Timmy replied.
Was it Patricia Kelly?
I'll never tell.
Was it Sheilah O'brien?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fioana Grogan, then?
Please father I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. Your a steadfast lad,Timmy Shaughnessy,
and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone.
You cannot attend church Mass for three months. Be off with you now.
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Three months vacation and five good leads! :)

Cheers
 

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