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Old 04-21-2007, 02:11 PM   #1
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So I'm doing some butts for a customer today and the dude down the street calls the local village police. The cop (a new guy) tells me to move my pit because the smoke is going down the street into this guys house. I ask the cop "is there a law in the village against barbecue?" he says "well no" I then say "okay have a nice day" I then informed the cop (you never tell them) that I'm going to do a hell of allot more once I get open and for catering. He then tells me that I can't be doing this in a residential area. I then inform him that I'm zoned commercial! He then scratches his head and says " Humm, well I guess your okay, It does smell good" So the cop goes down the street and tells the whining guy that there is nothing he can do. Now this is a new guy down the street rents, all my other neighbors are fine with me. So about a hour later the cop shows up and tells me that the whiner down the street is a VEAGAN! We both laugh and he then tells me that he checked me out with the chief of police and I'm okay. Heck, I have been doing this out front of my place for about 5 years now. Guess it sucks to be the whiner down the street from me.
Have a good day.
I sure as heck am!
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:18 PM   #2
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Sorry to hear about the whiner down the street but the butts do look good.
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Old 04-21-2007, 03:13 PM   #3
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Is the cop coming back for a sandwich later?
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You're going to have a lot of fun tormenting that dude.
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:45 PM   #5
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Chris......smoke that boy out!!!!
That is bulls#$t
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:39 PM   #6
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Tell Witt to quit bitching.
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Take him a sandwich and then maybe you will have a new customer.
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:38 AM   #8
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Clean pull bone.

Tasty pulled pork. No sauce for my sandwich, Just a little salt and pepper with a little cider vinegar. Man, What a great day.
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:50 AM   #9
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Take him a sandwich and then maybe you will have a new customer.
He and his whole famn damly are VEGAN'S! I have a whole hog coming up next month. Should I go over and ask him to help me put it on the spit? The guy is going to freak when he see's this action go down.
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Is the cop coming back for a sandwich later?
Funny thing is Griff. I did and do give out barbecue to the local cops and state troopers. They can't take them from me, BUT If I leave a few sandwitch's on my table in wax paper bags and go in the house for a few min. when I come back out POOF there gone. They are good guy's indeed! A bit far for John pen to road trip for, but ya never know.
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