FYI...Chinese Invites me to a Fair in Canton

[Puff1]

What the (beep) is a Robster Craw?

You eat with po fied rice :!:
10 mina, thank you vay much :!:

 

[Puff1]

Hop Sing so horny! :happyd:

Hop Sing go to China town, mama san there love you long time.5 dolla

 

[Captain Morgan]

alright you mo rons, this is a cooking section! Take your lousy Chinese impersonations over to the GD section!

 

[ScottyDaQ]

alright you mo rons, this is a cooking section! Take your lousy Chinese impersonations over to the GD section!

I think you mean Mo lons. But... Fine! :razz:

 

[Puff1]

alright you mo rons, this is a cooking section! Take your lousy Chinese impersonations over to the GD section!

So solly :!:

 

[Nick Prochilo]

I taught an Aviation class a few years ago and we went on a field trip to Epcot and the Kennedy space center. It was the third overnight (2 nights) field trip I had taken my students on. I was the trip from H*ll. I had sex (really not sure), drinking (sure of), a cry baby (broke up with his girl friend), and a student the had an appendectomy the night we got there (I spent the night at the Kissimmee Hospital). The day we went to Epcot a student didn't show back at the bus on time. I called his parent when he didn't show backup and the mother said he'll be ok. He took a cab back to the motel after the fire works show (he was the brother of my drinker).

I haven't taken students on any overnight field trips since. I believe that was 1995.

How come you weren't a teacher when I was in school!