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Old 02-01-2007, 06:47 AM   #1
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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?

WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?

Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that
read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the
people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners
understand:
See the list below:

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside but tender on the
inside.
Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his
life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something
good each day if You try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19): Chitlins come from Humble backgrounds. A
Chitlin, however, will make Something of himself if he is motivated and
has lots Of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may
surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with
Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an Overwhelming curiosity.
You're
unsatisfied with the Surface of things, and you feel the need to bore
Deep into the interior of everything. Needless to Say, you are very
intense and driven as if you had Some inner hunger. You love to stay
busy and tend To work too much. Nobody in their right mind is Going to
marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20): You're the type That spends a lot of
time on the front porch. A Cinch to recognize the physical appearance of
Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You Should marry
anybody who you can get remotely Interested in the idea. It's not going
to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This Might be the
year to think about aerobics.
Maybe
Not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with life's difficulties,
possums have a marked tendency To withdraw and develop a
don't-bother-me-about-it Attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,
people Actually think you're dead. This strategy is Probably not
psychologically healthy but seems to Work for you. You are a rare breed.
Most folks love To watch you work and play. You are a night person And
mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21): Crawfish is a water Sign. If you work in an
office, you're hanging Around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beachTo the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and The bathtub to
the living room. You tend not to be Particularly attractive physically,
but you have Very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23): Collards have a genius For communication.
They
love to get in the melting Pot of life and share their essence with the
Essence of those around them. Collards make good Social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes,
if you Are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just Won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23): Catfish areTraditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
Catfish are never easy people to understand.
You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though You prefer the muddy
bottoms to the clear surface Of life, you are liked by most. Above all
else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be With others like
yourself. You like to huddle Together with a big crowd of other Grits.
You love To travel though, so maybe you should think about Joining a
club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere They have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and A good
time.
If
you can go somewhere where they Have all these things; that serves you
well.
You Are pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23): You have a Passionate desire to help
your fellow man.
Unfortunately, those who know you best, your Friends and loved ones, may
find that your Personality is much too salty, and their criticism Will
affect you deeply because you are really much Softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead And marry anybody you want to because in a
certain Way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, You can be
sure that people will always pull over And stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a Butter Bean to a party
because Butter Beans get Along well with everybody. You, as a Butter
Bean, Should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at
home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However,
you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to develop a tough
exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good
evening for you-old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions
and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're
almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
mating possibility.
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