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Old 08-23-2011, 10:24 PM   #1
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Today's Virginia Earthquake...

Scientists just figured out the cause of the earthquake, it was our founding fathers rolling over in their graves...
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Old 08-23-2011, 10:49 PM   #2
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Old 08-24-2011, 12:53 PM   #3
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Old 08-24-2011, 07:39 PM   #4
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Re: Today's Virginia Earthquake...

I thought it was Larry falling out of his wheelchair!
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Old 08-24-2011, 08:05 PM   #5
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Heard it happened on the Bush Fault.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:02 PM   #6
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Yeppers I'm sure they can figger out some way to pin it on poor old Dubja. Or maybe hope and change causes sesmic disturbances. That could be it.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:09 PM   #7
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Re: Today's Virginia Earthquake...

Update!

The Weather Channel says the earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line
running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's
Fault. Some think it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves!
Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Breaking News: Seismologists have
confirmed that it WAS an earthquake and NOT the 14.6 trillion dollar check
bouncing on the East Coast!


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Old 08-26-2011, 07:55 AM   #8
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Hey Bob sounds plausible. The only thing I could think of previously was maybe our fearless leader had got those big ears flapping in the breeze and started some kinda harmonic resonance chain reaction which effected the fault line. We may need some Congressional Hearings on this deal. Know those worthless crooks who pose as our elected representatives love to see themselves on TV.
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