There are seven kinds of sex.

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There are seven kinds of sex.

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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

Note: Don’t confuse Smurf sex with Yankee sex. Actually there is no such thing as Yankee sex, their blue in the face because it’s freezing up there. (At least that’s what Woody told me) Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular in Melburn Fl.)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self. (Very Popular in Colorado)

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own!!
 
"The 4th kind of sex is called: Oral Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you.""


Fixed it for you
 

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