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Old 06-01-2011, 05:56 AM   #1
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The Pick Up Truck Meat Dude

So I'm out front taking the wire brush to the Weber and this guy rolls up in a old beater pick up with a big chest deep freeze in the back and I think, oh boy here we go. Dude yells out HAY WANT SOME CHEAP STEAKS? I just yell NO THANK YOU. Well the dude jumps out and sez let me show you what I got. Jumps in the back and grabs a box out and trots over and rips it open and starts his pitch, I just say again "no thank you" He goes "hay man, your not even looking" 25 pound box for $225.00 that's $9.00 a pound. Guy kept pound on me for a sale. I told him to leave me two porterhouse with his phone# I'd call him back if I liked them , he gave up. I know the guy is just trying to make a buck, but serious, who would buy meat out of the back of a pick up.
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:05 AM   #2
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Glad you didnt fall for it. I did one time. The scam they ran on me was I tole the guy I might buy a couple of steaks but did not want to buy a whole case. Supposedly all he had rattling around loose was some filets so I bought a few. Looked real purty bacon wrapped etc. Turned out to be eye of round or something similar which was tougher than a boot. Next one that stopped backed into the MH caved in the fender and ran off while it was parked in the street. I had to take the splitting maul and beat the front fender off the tire so it would roll. Bad boys.
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:19 AM   #3
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We run them out of town here all the time. End up arresting half on warrants or suspended license etc...
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:13 AM   #4
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We run them out of town here all the time. End up arresting half on warrants or suspended license etc...
And then you probably confiscated the meat!
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:40 AM   #5
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We call it evidence
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We call it evidence
Well? Is it any good? Ya can pass a piss test with meat, weed, I don't think so. I live near Attica prison, in the paper (while back), guard dude found out he was pregnant Moron only had one more year to retire. What a idiot thing to pull. All I can say (in my best Red Foreman voice) DUMB ASS! Saved NY a ton of money on that retirement deal and medical bills. Had the world by the ass, 41 years old, house, baby on the way, super retirement plan, set for life. Blew it all just to smoke some weed. Sure he will get divorce mail soon. (sign here )
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Now excuse the brain damaged portion of the audience but I am not familiar with this thought he was pregnant deal. Was he smuggling stuff into the facility or come up dirty on the wee wee test?
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come up dirty on the wee wee test?
Well, HE didn't but the girl whose wee-wee he turned in...
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Now excuse the brain damaged portion of the audience but I am not familiar with this thought he was pregnant deal. Was he smuggling stuff into the facility or come up dirty on the wee wee test?
Ya, I kinda got lost in that also..
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:15 AM   #10
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Okay, here is the deal. The guy smokes weed, The day before, he is told to bring in a sample to be tested first thing when he gets in next shift. So he submits a sample his wife gave him. I find that quite odd, I would think they would give him a sample container as soon as he came in to work to submit.
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