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Old 11-04-2007, 05:20 PM   #1
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The explanation of.....................

hell.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following text is an actual
question given on a University of Washington chemistry Mid term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it
with Colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure Of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs Heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when It expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the Rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster
than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure
will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell
has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct..leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN + !!
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