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Old 01-02-2006, 07:25 PM   #1
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one Can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in Hospitals dying
of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to
criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:55 PM   #2
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Number 6 reminds me of my last year work partner !
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Old 01-05-2006, 12:38 AM   #3
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I kind of like #6 too. :biggrin:
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