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Old 11-05-2005, 03:28 PM   #1
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Take a look just for a chuckle.

WHY ATHLETES DON'T HAVE REAL JOBS


Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."


New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."


Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."


Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."


Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."


Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."


Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."


Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."


Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at 6 o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."


Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."


Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"


Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."


Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye."[/url]
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:37 PM   #2
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:lmao: :lcry: :lmao: Good Stuff Al!
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With the exception of Tyson and he may have, all these guys went to college. Thank God the colleges kept an eye on their grades and made sure they graduated and just didn't push them through classes so they could stay on the team. #-o
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former NC State basketball player, responding to a question..

"oh yeah, I can score with my left hand or my right....I'm amphibious."

True story.
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Patrick Ewing during the NBA strike... "We make a lot of money, but, we spend a lot of money too!!" #-o
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Patrick Ewing during the NBA strike... "We make a lot of money, but, we spend a lot of money too!!" #-o
Hey! I like Patrick Ewing!! Graduated from Georgetown University during the John Thompson era!!! 8-[ 8-[ Showing my age, am I??? #-o
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He's a bum!
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I can never remember if it was him or Cozell McQueen....I'm a huge ACC basketball and football fan. This is my favorite time of the year...
hog killing time and football with basketball on the way.
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