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Old 01-27-2008, 09:55 AM   #1
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Political Party Test

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Scenario

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic
terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

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Well, that's not enough information to answer
the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and
what kind of message does this send to society
and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte
and try to come to a consensus.

Republican' s Answer:

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BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

Quote:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:56 AM   #2
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sad, but true I'm sending that to all the "Leftys" I know.. thanks
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When in doubt empty the magazine.
Empty it anydammway Then throw the victim on the hood of the PU & drive to the local bar
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The fight isn't over until the winner says it is!

I know that may sound simple, but think about it.

Your getting your azz kicked and start begging to "Stop, please stop!" Won't do any good if the guy ain't ready to stop.
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