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Old 09-11-2008, 09:10 AM   #1
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Older single woman friend of mine sent me this

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 20):







1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)


1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Wants to talk to me.
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Loves to go for drives

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)



1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm talking
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)



1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)


1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:22 AM   #2
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Well I meet at least half the criteria for Age 72 expectations!
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:34 PM   #3
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Women......picky, picky, picky.
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:12 PM   #5
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Women......picky, picky, picky.
Well Bruce, not really at your age!
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:43 PM   #6
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Yeah Nick, I'm somewhere between that 42 and 72; I still remember to put the toilet seat down and I'm still breathing.
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Hummmmm to demanding
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Just as I suspected. At NO age does she mention SEX in any form!!!!!
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"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her
groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t."
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