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Old 07-01-2011, 01:40 PM   #1
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Had my big retirement party at the cop shoppe yesterday. Them nice folks pitched in an bought my pistolo for me..gave me a plaque and a statue and big envelope full of cash marked "hooch money"...a januine Texas Flag which had been flown over the State Capitol etc. to name but a few items. Old blacksmith buddy gave me a knife made out of a RR spike which is very kewlish. Old chum with a big Southern Pride cooked us up some some fine bbq with all the trimmings. Was actually some of the best brisket and bb ribs I ever ate. Had five of my old football chums from Whiskeyta Falls show up which some I aint seen in 40 years. Then we moved to the cantina and got soused. A great time was had by all. I feel so honored and blessed its hard to imagine.
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Old 07-01-2011, 01:56 PM   #2
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Cool beans. Now what ya gonna do? Get fatter? Just walk to the doughnut shop from now on.
Congrats on the retirement deal. Now you can yell and chase all the little kids walking on your lawn.
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:09 PM   #3
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Yeah them kids are really starting to get me pissed off. Funny you should know about that aspect. You may have the gift of discernment senor.
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:20 PM   #4
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Congrats Jeff. You'll always be retarded to me.
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:41 PM   #5
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Yeah them kids are really starting to get me pissed off. Funny you should know about that aspect. You may have the gift of discernment senor.
I did it all the time as a young pup.Was fun to piss off the old coot. Would chase us all the way to School. Then blow us in to the principal. He didn't give a shit. And would laugh at the guy. Now I'm just a old stupid shit. See a sigh that sez don't do this? Yea, I'll do it. I got to be me!

Do retired cops get a discount on doughnuts? You should after many years of service. John Penn will know.
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:23 PM   #6
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Re: Officially retarded er I mean retired.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thank the lord you're finally off the streets of Texas!! Congrats!
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:35 PM   #7
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Congratulations Jeff!! Now you can handcuff the Warden all day!
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Congratulations Bigwheel from one retard to another
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:47 PM   #9
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Sounds like a very nice retirement ceremony. Best wishes to you!
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:12 PM   #10
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Well thanks folks. Now I am curious about this continuing free doughnut possibility. Had not thought of that angle. Will investigate the matter and repoat back.
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