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Old 01-22-2005, 08:48 AM   #1
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Off topic: Big Outlaw Dragrace on Long Island tomorrow.

OK, Don't let the traffic control officers find out.

Big outlaw dragrace on Long island tomorrow morning.

The contestants:

Me in my pure stock '05 FX35AWD 18" tires. -vs-
My neighbor's 14 year old son on a Kawasaki ATV. Max speed 30 mph.

The course: Up a half mile 8% (estimate) hill.

The condidtions 15" to 24" estimate newly fallen snow. 15* et. fahrenheit 30 to 40 mph winds.

Both contestants to start from a dead stop 20 feet in front of the start of the hill.


The wager: Loser has to host the other family to watch the Eagles / Falcons game Sunday afternoon.


Whatdya think? Like my chances?
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This is a joke right? That ATV is gonna kick the crap out of your hedious looking automobile or suv or whatever that beetle looking this is classified as...have fun hosting MonkeyBoy!!
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I think you're going to be hosting the game! ROFLMAO!!
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You're screwd!
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:23 AM   #6
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If you're gonna race a $40+k vehicle in the snow against a kid on an ATV, you've obviously got more money than brains! I would just volunteer to host the party!
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If you're gonna race a $40+k vehicle in the snow against a kid on an ATV, you've obviously got more money than brains! I would just volunteer to host the party!
I agree with Larry, You SUCK!!
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Don't know about that......

The guys on the FX board say I win cause the course has no turns........


Besides, I've got a better TV set and his son's gonna dig out my driveway before the reace :evillaugh:

BTW. I'm a pretty good negotiator. I paid a lot less than $40K for it.
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Well unless you paid $25K for it then you are still crazy! With that much snow and stock tires on your over priced Nissan, I'd put my money on the kid!
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I agree with Larry, Rob...You are going to flame...just think, your losing streak will begin at 1 and the Eagles will roll to number 4!!! You both SUCK!!
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