Reminds me of a cartoon I saw on the wall in a restaurant office once: A couple is eating dinner in a restaurant, and the man asks the waiter, "Why is mutton so often the special of the day here?" The waiter says, "I don't know, let's ask the chef."
So they go back to the kitchen, push open the door, and there's the chef having his way with a ewe.
"He's a little bit eccentric," says the waiter, "but a hell of a cook."
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And here's a quiz to judge the pq (perversity quotient) of this group: How do hip waders figure into this topic of discussion? :wwnn: :wwnn: