Now for something completely different....

[Captain Morgan]

http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA

 

[Nick Prochilo]

Almost wants to make me stop drinking! :-D

 

[Greg Rempe]

Well, what self-respecting sports fan hasn't cut their nuts off???

 

[Shawn White]

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

After his team WON? <scratches head> I just don't understand Europeans. Maybe ya just had to be there, but it sounds pretty 'nutty' to me.

 

[Greg Rempe]

I would say that it was a "ballsy" move on his part, but, I guess not!

 

[Larry D.]

Our college rugby team had t-shirts that said, "It takes leather balls to play rugby." I didn't realize the fans had to have detachable ones, though.

 

[Captain Morgan]

well, I guess he wont be playing ball any time soon.

 

[Shawn White]

I wonder if the doctors tried to reattach or just left him holding the bag?

 

[Woodman1]

I'll do that if any team from Cleveland ever wins a world championship! I think the fellas are safe!

 

[Bruce B]

LeBron who?????????????????????????

 

[Woodman1]

Bruce, Lebron is great, but it takes more than one guy. Oh, we'll win the division, and stomp the Pissons (oh , sorry, that must be a "typo"), but there ain't no way either of us is getting past :

1) Miami
2) Phoenix
3) San Antonio
4) Seattle
5) Sacramento

Lebron will be gone from here in three years because he'll be frustrated that they won't build a team around him. Or, he'll have a career ending injury. Or, we'll go into the fourth quarter of game 7 of the championship series with a 30 point lead and blow it! Or, the new owner will move the team to Lansing! Been there, done that! :roll:

 

[Bruce B]

OK WoodFoul,

You're half right, Cleveland will never get past those teams. I feel your pain.

I'm sure you said the same thing about the Pistons last year. It would seem a pattern is developing.