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Old 01-29-2011, 04:42 PM   #1
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*BREAKING NEWS* - New York grilling and BBQ Enthusiats Christopher H. Lawrence has been missing for over 1 month now and his family is worried. Mr. Lawrence has been known to get lost at camp with his brother, but has never been missing this long. Foul Play is suspected........ He was last seen eating BBQ at Lazybones BBQ Restaurant in Michigan. Friends of Mr. Lawrence said he was inebriated, but that was nothing new to Mr. Lawrence as he would drink a case of Labatts on any given day. But friends who last saw him said 'Chris was gorging himself on a BBQ Platter, filled with oven cooked BBQ, consisting of ribs, brisket and pulled pork'.....friends said 'Chris bitched and moaned the whole time he consumed his platter, stating this isn't the way we do BBQ or whole hog'. (Note: Mr. Lawrence is known in the local area as a true BBQ Pitmaster who cooks a whole hog and then pulls it on dirty plywood, so his immune system is fine.) People on scene said Mr. Lawrence spent over an hour forcing himself to vomit the food he had consumed because it tasted as though it had been baked. Mr. Lawrence said a few kind words to the PitMaster working that evening and hasn't been seen since. Member of one of his familiar websites 'BBQ Central' have offered up a case of Fatz Pig Powder for any information leading to the whereabouts or Mr. Lawrence.
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Old 01-29-2011, 06:33 PM   #2
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Puuuuuuuuuuff, .....................................are you doing whole hog this week?
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Old 04-01-2011, 05:21 PM   #3
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Well, I made it back. Small matter of large heating bill's and had to ditch my DSL for winter. Hope every one is well.

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Old 04-01-2011, 11:37 PM   #4
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Welcome back Chris.
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:38 AM   #5
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Good to hear from you buddy.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:39 AM   #6
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Dang seems like some thought Barney had caught an unsuspecting alleged perp having a train wreck out in the lower forty or something. Welcome back.
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Old 04-02-2011, 09:01 AM   #7
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Glad your back!
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Ditto!
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:34 PM   #9
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We were getting a posse together !
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You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.
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Puff is gay ?
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Glad your back!
You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.[/quote:1urdyd8y]
No I said I hated you!
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[quote=Nick Prochilo][quote="Larry Wolfe"gykdayg]
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Originally Posted by "Nick Prochilo":ogykdayg
Glad your back!
You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.[/quotegykdayg]
No I said I hated you! [/quotegykdayg]

You had a White Owl in your mouth when you said that..........so it was hard to translate.
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[quote=Larry Wolfe][quote="Nick Prochilo":2kmnlluj][quote="Larry Wolfe":2kmnlluj]
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Originally Posted by "Nick Prochilo":2kmnlluj
Glad your back!
You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.[/quote:2kmnlluj]
No I said I hated you! [/quote:2kmnlluj]

You had a White Owl in your mouth when you said that..........so it was hard to translate.[/quote:2kmnlluj]
Only you use machine made shit!
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[quote=Nick Prochilo][quote="Larry Wolfe"avbq664][quote="Nick Prochilo"avbq664][quote="Larry Wolfe"avbq664]
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Originally Posted by "Nick Prochilo":oavbq664
Glad your back!
You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.[/quoteavbq664]
No I said I hated you! [/quoteavbq664]

You had a White Owl in your mouth when you said that..........so it was hard to translate.[/quoteavbq664]
Only you use machine made shit! [/quoteavbq664]

No... You're thinking of Puff and his "BBQ".
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[quote=ScottyDaQ][quote=Nick Prochilo][quote="Larry Wolfe":2ds47re7][quote="Nick Prochilo":2ds47re7]
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Originally Posted by "Larry Wolfe":2ds47re7
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Nick Prochilo":2ds47re7
Glad your back!
You white haired guppy lipped liar! I have the text to prove you hated Pigs and Puff and Griff and Scotty and John 'Stumpy' Penn.
No I said I hated you! [/quote:2ds47re7]

You had a White Owl in your mouth when you said that..........so it was hard to translate.[/quote:2ds47re7]
Only you use machine made shit! [/quote:2ds47re7]

No... You're thinking of Puff and his "BBQ". [/quote:2ds47re7]
Puff is gay and cooks BBQ
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