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Old 05-19-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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Congratulations to our new moderater, Capt. Morgan! Finaly somebody with some gonads who won't run away!
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:57 PM   #2
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Congratulations to our new moderater, Capt. Morgan! Finaly somebody with some gonads who won't run away!
He's gone. 8-[
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:00 PM   #3
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After some intense contract negotiations, my agent finally reached an agreement with Greg.

Just because I've got money now, I won't change.


It's a wilderness out there and every so often a beast of prey comes sneaking
in. Now, it's my job as a lawman to stalk him and run him out. That's my
number one job...stalking, not fly-killin'.
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:01 PM   #4
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Way to go Cappy !
=D> =D> =D> =D>

Now will you :


Oh Shit... I prolly just got myself banned.
Oh Please Cappy No !!!!
You know I have the utmost respect for ya!

Ummm... joking !
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:16 PM   #5
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let me respond to that with another Barney quote..


Barney: "Come on! Just step right in here. Now Emma, I seen ya do it. Now
don't tell me ya didn't do it and don't think you're gonna get away with that
kind of stuff on my beat...because when you commit a crime in this town you
pay for it. And I'm the one that sees to it you pay for it 'cause that's my
duty."
Emma: "But Barney, I always cross Maple in the middle of the block."
Barney: "Emma, that's jay-walkin' and jay-walkin' is again' the law. Now
Emma, you just step right over here. You got to be booked and finger
printed. Come on now."
Emma: "Finger printed?!"
Barney: "That's right, Emma. Them's modern police methods for heaven's sake.
Now get your thumb there..."
Andy: "Uh... Barney, uh... What're ya doin'?"
Barney: "Oh, I'm bookin' a prisoner, Sheriff... Jay walker!"
ANDY: "Barney, you know we don't ever stop Emma. Why, we figure if she can
save a step or two here and there, why she'll just be with us that much
longer. Now you just go ahead on home, Emma."
Emma: "Oh, thank you, Andy. ...Naughty deputy!"
Barney: "Now why'd ya do that, Andy? Now you know she was guilty. I seen
her do it. Now she's gonna go out and tell all her friends how she got away
with it and next thing ya know people's gonna be jay-walkin' all over the
place and disregardin' 'keep off the grass' signs and everything. Well
Mayberry's just gonna turn into a regular SIN TOWN!"



....and that's my job. WE DEFY THE MAFIA!"
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:35 PM   #6
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Oh man... I can sooo hear Andy saying that:
"Uh... Barney, uh... What're ya doin'?"
ROFL!

Aunt B just got on my nerves though ... Snaggle tooth.... Oh nevermind ! ... Sorry Cappy!!!
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:47 PM   #7
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BARNEY: Well, where's Aunt Bee with lunch? She's usually here and gone by now.
ANDY: She's a little late.
BARNEY: Well, I'm hungry, Ange.
ANDY: She'll be along in a few minutes. Relax
BARN: Well, I happen to have this low sugar-blood content, and if I don't get my
lunch by noon then I get a headache and I'm no good to anybody.
ANDY: A few minutes one way or the other shouldn't make any difference.
BARN: Well, it does to me. I've got a clock in my stomach.
ANDY: You must have.
BARN: I go by that clock, too. Tick, tick. I know it's time for lunch. Tick, tick. I
know it's time for dinner. My mother was the same way.
ANDY: I remember that about you're mother.
BARN: She had a clock in her stomach.
ANDY: Hey, Barn? These clocks you and your mother had in your stomachs? Did
the tickin' keep your father awake at night?
BARN: You wanna get facetious? You wanna get facetious about the whole thing?
Is that what you want to do, get facetious?
ANDY: No.
BARN: Well, just don't get facetious. That happens to be a very common thing:
clock in the stomach.
ANDY: I know, I know, I know. Aunt Bee had an elephant she kept on the
mantelpiece, and it had a clock in its stomach. Now, don't get mad. I was
just kiddin'.
BARN: I don't mind you kiddin' me about my stomach, but don't kid about my
mother's stomach.
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:59 PM   #8
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This is what Cappie told me and Larry earlier:

You fellas, I warned you before. Now, I'm warnin' you for the last time. You take your truck and you get outta here. You get movin', now! Do you see this badge? It says that I'm sworn to uphold the law. Now, that's what I mean to do and you fellas better respect it. You understand? It's just as simnple as that. You're both a lot bigger'n I am; but this badge represents a lot of people. They're a lot bigger than either one of you. Now are you gonna get movin'?
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Old 05-19-2005, 09:07 PM   #9
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I've gotta badge.
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Old 05-20-2005, 08:05 AM   #10
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