BARNEY: Well, where's Aunt Bee with lunch? She's usually here and gone by now.
ANDY: She's a little late.
BARNEY: Well, I'm hungry, Ange.
ANDY: She'll be along in a few minutes. Relax
BARN: Well, I happen to have this low sugar-blood content, and if I don't get my
lunch by noon then I get a headache and I'm no good to anybody.
ANDY: A few minutes one way or the other shouldn't make any difference.
BARN: Well, it does to me. I've got a clock in my stomach.
ANDY: You must have.
BARN: I go by that clock, too. Tick, tick. I know it's time for lunch. Tick, tick. I
know it's time for dinner. My mother was the same way.
ANDY: I remember that about you're mother.
BARN: She had a clock in her stomach.
ANDY: Hey, Barn? These clocks you and your mother had in your stomachs? Did
the tickin' keep your father awake at night?
BARN: You wanna get facetious? You wanna get facetious about the whole thing?
Is that what you want to do, get facetious?
ANDY: No.
BARN: Well, just don't get facetious. That happens to be a very common thing:
clock in the stomach.
ANDY: I know, I know, I know. Aunt Bee had an elephant she kept on the
mantelpiece, and it had a clock in its stomach. Now, don't get mad. I was
just kiddin'.
BARN: I don't mind you kiddin' me about my stomach, but don't kid about my
mother's stomach.