I would hate to contest either one of em for the last piece of fried chicken. Thats how Uncle Bursey wound up with 14 forks stuck in the back of his hand when the lights went out ya know? (Thanks to our old pal Jerry Clower for telling that story.) Person cant be too careful on them kinda deals. Now think I could possibly outrun the chubby honkey if needed..at least for a short distance.